Funny Resume – Do Not Try This At Your Next Interview
Below is a job application submitted by a 75 year old senior citizen to Walmart in Southern California. They hired him because he was funny.
NAME: Kenneth (Grumpy Old B…..)
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President, but seriously whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options. If that is not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
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